Dr. Smax (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} drsmax) wrote,@ 2003-11-25 16:12:00 |
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blink-per-minute ratios
Nancy Reagan is gently kneading BetaCarotene saturated pumpkin pie filling into my wrinkled museum of pain. A Japanese unicyclist is calculating blink-per-minute ratios extracted from old video footage of Ronald Reagan, ripe for the bulk eraser. The unicyclist resembles my mother to such a degree as inspires me to warn her that post-feminist dissertations on analytic geometry won’t find their way onto the pages of the Christian Science Monitor this year.
Last year I received an eight page love letter from Maddona. This year I’m finally writing her back.
Dear Maddonna,
If you really did care about me, you would help me erect a monument to myself so that sturdy cockroaches can worship my likeness after the holocaust.
Love,
Snak Dugbeets, Garbage Man and Visionary Extrordinare
Nancy Reagan is gently kneading BetaCarotene saturated pumpkin pie filling into my wrinkled museum of pain. A Japanese unicyclist is calculating blink-per-minute ratios extracted from old video footage of Ronald Reagan, ripe for the bulk eraser. The unicyclist resembles my mother to such a degree as inspires me to warn her that post-feminist dissertations on analytic geometry won’t find their way onto the pages of the Christian Science Monitor this year.
Last year I received an eight page love letter from Maddona. This year I’m finally writing her back.
Dear Maddonna,
If you really did care about me, you would help me erect a monument to myself so that sturdy cockroaches can worship my likeness after the holocaust.
Love,
Snak Dugbeets, Garbage Man and Visionary Extrordinare
