Dr. Smax (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} drsmax) wrote,@ 2004-06-30 06:25:00 |
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The Twelve Steps of TimeTravelers Anonymous
The Twelve Steps of TimeTravelers Anonymous
1. We admitted we were powerless over TimeTravel and that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to our proper time frame.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care the ElderGods as we understood Them.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and each of our Past and Future Selves (While not under the influence of Morality Supressants).
5. Admitted to the ElderGods, to ourselves (including any PastSelves and FutureSelves existing in time frames that we could reach by telephone), and to another human being or a sufficiently Re-evolved Non-human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have the ElderGods remove all these defects of character or at least replace them with relatively useful defect upgrades. And in time frames wherein Infinite Will pills are available, replace "entirely" with "infinitely".
7. Humbly asked Them to remove our shortcomings or at least replace them with relatively useful shortcoming upgrades.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, including Past and Future versions of said persons, and became willing to make amends to them all. And in time frames wherein Infinite Will pills are available, replace "willing" with "infinitely willing".
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others or the very SpaceTime continuum itself.
10. Continued to stay off of Morality Suppressants, take personal (as well as Past-Personal and Future Personal) inventory, and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through Magickal Rites and UltraVoid Broadcasts to improve our conscious contact with the ElderGods, as we understood Them, placating them only for knowledge of Their Infinite Will for us (not porn!) and the power to carry that out or at least carry out finite approximations of it when restricted to time frames wherein Infinite Will Pills are unavailable.
12. Having awakened to our natures as ethereal matrices of vibrations from the UltraVoid as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to other Time Travelers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
The Twelve Steps of TimeTravelers Anonymous
1. We admitted we were powerless over TimeTravel and that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to our proper time frame.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care the ElderGods as we understood Them.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and each of our Past and Future Selves (While not under the influence of Morality Supressants).
5. Admitted to the ElderGods, to ourselves (including any PastSelves and FutureSelves existing in time frames that we could reach by telephone), and to another human being or a sufficiently Re-evolved Non-human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have the ElderGods remove all these defects of character or at least replace them with relatively useful defect upgrades. And in time frames wherein Infinite Will pills are available, replace "entirely" with "infinitely".
7. Humbly asked Them to remove our shortcomings or at least replace them with relatively useful shortcoming upgrades.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, including Past and Future versions of said persons, and became willing to make amends to them all. And in time frames wherein Infinite Will pills are available, replace "willing" with "infinitely willing".
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others or the very SpaceTime continuum itself.
10. Continued to stay off of Morality Suppressants, take personal (as well as Past-Personal and Future Personal) inventory, and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through Magickal Rites and UltraVoid Broadcasts to improve our conscious contact with the ElderGods, as we understood Them, placating them only for knowledge of Their Infinite Will for us (not porn!) and the power to carry that out or at least carry out finite approximations of it when restricted to time frames wherein Infinite Will Pills are unavailable.
12. Having awakened to our natures as ethereal matrices of vibrations from the UltraVoid as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to other Time Travelers, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
